How to play when you’re 7

me: (talking to Jack on the phone) Whatcha doin?

Jack: Playing.

me: Like a game, or what?

Jack: No. Just playing.

me: With toys or cars?

Jack: No not really.

me: Made up game?

Jack: I’m not really sure, I’m just playing.

me: …are you holding anything?

Jack: No. Can I call you back? I’m about to do something really interesting!