How old are you in kid years?
Jack: Kid years are like dog years only shorter.
me: What are you talking about?
Jack: Things that are fun get over soooo fast!
me: Oh I see where you’re going with this…
Jack: When it’s fun it’s over quickly and when it’s boring it goes on forever.
me: I think it works that way for grown ups too.
Jack: Can we go back to Disney soon?
me: We just went!
Jack: We went to Disney 3 months ago. You know how long that is in kid years? Like 3 years. Each kid day is like 5 days. And that’s why I hate school.
me: Okaayyy? Then what about weekends? How long are they?
Jack: Weekends are shorter in kid days. Like half a day long and that’s it. We need 3 day weekends and 4 day weeks. Ever think of that??!
me: I hear ya sister…