I’m not ever having kids
Jack: Kids are gross.
me: You’re a kid.
Jack: I mean other smaller kids. They’re nuts.
me: Yeah I agree.
Jack: I’m never having kids when I grow up.
me: You might change you mind, no?
Jack: I decided this two whole years ago! I’m pretty sure.
me: You were 5 when you thought about this?
Jack: Yeah and then I decided again yesterday.
me: Taekwondo? When the baby kept yelling at you?
Jack: I don’t want any kid that’s gonna just yell all the time and be annoying!!!
me: God FORbid!!!