I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Answer: 15 houses a limo and some pizza.

Question: What would Jack do with 320 million dollars

Jack: Dad bought three tickets and we almost won the lottery.

me: Whoa…

Jack: Dad said he’d split it with me! That’s 160 million!

me: But you didn’t win eh?

Jack: No, someone in New Jersey won. They totally didn’t deserve it.

me: What else would you have bought with the money? Nothing for your mom??

Jack: Oh yeah! I’d buy you a cheesecake as big as this ceiling!

me: Hmmm. Okaayyy…?


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