I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Zero Patience

me: Can you please bring your plate over to the sink?

Jack: Only if you tell me what we have for dessert…

me: I don’t really have anything ready, but if you want to help we can make something?

Jack: I don’t want a “have to make” dessert! I want an “in my mouth right now” dessert!

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