S.O.N.A.R. (A new definition)

me: What are you doing out here?

Jack: Playing.

me: Need some help?

Jack: Only if you want to play SONAR. And it’s not what you think.

me: Um, should I be scared?

Jack: Noooo! Do you want to know what it stands for?

me: Hmmmm… Ok…

Jack: Sounds of Nerf and Radar.

me: That doesn’t sound too bad.

Jack: Yeah thats because you haven’t played it yet!