Mom’s a Fathead

Jack: Stop looking at clothes! (He tries to drag me to the toy section)

me: Moms need new clothes too you know. Plus, a lot of my stuff is too big now.

Jack: Yeah you lost a lot of weight! Good job Mom!

me: Thanks. Only 4 pounds to go. If only I could choose where to lose it from. Let’s see, 1 from each hip, 1 from my stomach and I don’t know where I’d pick for the last pound…

Jack: (points to my head)

me: Gee, thanks.

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