Why oh why is this a new phase? When do the phases end, by the way? And why are there no good phases??!!
me: Hey, don’t touch that, it’s not clean.
Jack: You’re not clean.
me: Knock it off Jack.
Jack: Can we watch a movie?
me: Not tonight, it’s too late.
Jack: You’re too late.
me: That doesn’t even make sense.
Jack: You don’t even make sense.
me: What do you want for dinner?
Jack: Food and lots of it.
me: That’s not very specific is it?
Jack: You’re not very specific are you?
me: What did I tell you about doing that?
Jack: To not to.
me: Better follow that advice buddy and be all sunshine and rainbows for me.
Jack: You’re all sun–… Heyyyy! I said I need food over here or at least an appetizer!
(Almost had him calling me sunshine and roses. Ha.)