Jack: That’s all the counselors say! They don’t care if you die swimming with a cramp!
me: I’m sure they care if you have a cramp, Jack…
Jack: No. They don’t. Hurt your leg? Walk it off! That’s what they say. Bump your head? Walk it off! Someone trips and falls? Walk it off! It’s annoying!
me: Wait, are these all things that happen to you?
Jack: Uh, not really… Maybe sometimes…
me: How about you just try to be more careful and then you won’t have anything to walk off.
Jack: That just means I would have to sit there and not move.