me: Hey Jack, check out all of the different countries that read our blog…
Jack: (heroically tearing himself away from minecraft for a millisecond) Woah… All of those countries read the blog? That’s almost the whole world!
me: I know…cool huh?
Jack: Wait, is everything you write about me?
me: It’s your blog about everything you say, so yeah, pretty much.
Jack: Oh my god, almost the whole works knows who I am! (He gets a maniacal look that can only mean he’s thinking of world domination.)
me: I guess you’re right. Oh look, your mood ring is blue.
Jack: (not looking up from the iPad) It’s always blue.
me: What’s blue mean?
me: So you’re saying you’re always happy? What about the fit you had outside of security in the hall with everyone watching?
Jack: Oh, it was gray then.
(He’s now muttering to himself as he kills zombies … “And that’s what happens when you mess with the Jacks!”. Our vacation is over much too soon.)
2 thoughts on “Almost the whole world knows who I am!”
I like your blog,Jack is so handsome!