Jack: Can’t we watch a video??
me: No TV on school nights. New 4th grade rules.
Jack: Awwwww!!! But there’s literally nothing to do!!!!
me: Why don’t you play Battleship?
Jack: Aaarrgghhhh!! We’re not playing Battleship!! That’s a board game! Emphasis on “Bored”!!!
me: (I just had to laugh at that one…)
Now they are in the dining room designing comics. Mom = 1