me: blah blah blah, so then I said blah blah blah… And then he said…blah blah…
(Me in a conversation with my mother about my last taekwondo test)
Jack: You did NOT say all that at the test.
me: Yes I did…
Jack: No! And Master Kim never said those words either! You’re lying!
me: Jack, I’m not lying…we did have this conversation. I might be paraphrasing a little because I don’t remember all of the exact…
Jack: (interrupting) Yeah yeah, in my book paraphrasing equals lying!
