Jack: (to a bunch of girls) Hey I only have one minute left to show you what I’m gonna show you.
Small Girl: (whispers to an older girl) I think he likes her…
Jack shows the oldest girl a skateboard ramp trick. He waits for praise. The girl just looks at him and then does the same trick, but she goes higher on the ramp.
Jack: (nonplussed) Good job on your first try!
Girl: Actually I’ve done this before.
Jack: Oh then good job on your not-so-first try! Heh heh!
Girl: Hee hee. I live here all year so I practice a lot. Do you live here?
Jack: I’m only here one week a year, soooo…
Girl: Wow then you are really good!
Jack nods.
(He’s so smooth with the ladies).
Sh*t My 17-Year-Old Says 