I took Jack and his friend to the school Halloween party. The ride over was very special. Oh and I’m eating Fudge Stripe Cookayyys right now ala Odd Todd!
Jack: You’re going to Virginia tomorrow?
Friend: Yeah. It’s an 8-hour ride!
Jack: Why are you even going there?
Friend: We have to see a new property we’re moving to in two years.
Jack: Why are you moving!?
Friend: Taxes mostly.
Jack: Yeah, they’re high here.
Friend: And to get away from the Democrats.
Jack: Dude, you’re a Republican??
Friend: Yeah. What are you, a Democrat?!!
me: Well, we really don’t say…
Jack: Yeah we are!!!
me: Do you guys even know what that is?
Friend: Republicans hate Obama.
Jack: Yeah pretty much. I think he’s cool.
Friend: You like his rules that we have to follow??
Jack: I don’t know about any rules. It’s a free country. He seems cool.
Friend: But what about all the bad stuff he does?!
Jack: Don’t know don’t care. So can we talk about the PARTAYYY?!!
(Discussion over)
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 