Quote of the day – weapons

me: Doesn’t your friend like her? Won’t he be mad you’re buying her a necklace?

Jack: Nah he won’t care, he’s my best friend.

me: Oh that’ll change when you get older. Are you telling him?

Jack: What for?

me: Well I guess all’s fair in love and war.

Jack; You mean all’s fair in love and NERF!!!!