I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Jack: Yo, I just took out the garbage!


me: What?

Jack: With my face.

me. Again. What??

Jack: I was sledding next door and smashed into their garbage can. With my face. Do I have a concussion?

me: I don’t think so. You have a red bump on your forehead…

Jack: Yeah baby! I SO took out the garbage with my face!!!

me: Yeah you’re fine.


4 responses

  1. Having only had a daughter, these are the sort of joys I know not of! There were others, but none like this!

    December 16, 2013 at 10:27 am

    • I can hardly believe it myself some days. 🙂

      December 24, 2013 at 12:33 am

  2. I feel like a horrible person for laughing… but nevertheless — I am. 🙂

    December 16, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    • Laugh away my friend! I’ll owe ya one. 😉

      December 24, 2013 at 12:34 am

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