Jack: (opening a 12″-tall package) Darth Vader? You got me a Darth Vader doll?
me: Action figure!
Jack: Action figures are small. Anything over 6 inches is a doll, Mom!
me: Fine. I got you a Darth Vader doll.
Jack: That’s SO embarrassing!!!
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!