Jack literally ate 2 breakfasts, a huge snack and 2 lunches today. And as he ate his second lunch he was asking what was for dinner. Bleh, sometimes I can’t even watch him shovel it in.
me: Jack, I can’t believe you’re eating all this. And no you can’t have a grilled cheese after all that. Let it actually hit your stomach first.
Jack:: But I’m starrrrrvinnnngggg!
me:: You’re definitely not starving. It’s like I’m feeding a garbage disposal…
Jack: Except the garbage disposal is sitting right here and has feelings.
(I pause then we both burst out laughing)