Jack: (via phone) Mom when I come home can you have wii u all set up so I can play my new Lego City Undercover because I want to close the blinds and make popcorn and sit in my underwear wrapped in my fur blanket and play for a lonnnngggg time okay…so can I?
me: 12 hours?
Jack: If you’ll let me.
Sh*t My 17-Year-Old Says 
are you sure wasn’t your husband asking that ?)
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