Potty Humor

Jack the whiz kid

me: Just hop out and go!

Jack: (frantic) What??!! Noooo!!!

me: Last chance, we’re gonna move…

Jack: Arrgggghh! I never get to pee in a bathroom!!!

He hopped out of the car and peed on the FDR highway in dead stop traffic. Last night he had to pee in front of the car in a parking lot and a couple weeks ago he hid behind a tree to pee as his bus pulled up in the morning.

Do I not always say “go to the bathroom before you leave the house!!???”

7 thoughts on “Jack the whiz kid”

  1. Just this morning:

    Bob: Evan I’m going into the bathroom. If you gotta pee, do it now.

    Evan (just waking up): no, that’s ok.

    Me: Evan, you know you have to. Go before daddy takes up all the oxygen.

    Evan: no really, I’m ok.

    The second the latch clicks on the bathroom door:

    Evan: Oh god, I’ve gotta PEEE!


    1. I’m guilty too, but I just have to be more discreet! Not that I really care because when you gotta go you gotta go! I was once in an African village, wearing a full long skirt and white Keds. There were no bathrooms and I had to GO. So I went behind a low wall, squatted down and peed. When I came back to the group, my white Keds were now yellow, but I felt GREAT! 🙂


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