me: Just hop out and go!
Jack: (frantic) What??!! Noooo!!!
me: Last chance, we’re gonna move…
Jack: Arrgggghh! I never get to pee in a bathroom!!!
He hopped out of the car and peed on the FDR highway in dead stop traffic. Last night he had to pee in front of the car in a parking lot and a couple weeks ago he hid behind a tree to pee as his bus pulled up in the morning.
Do I not always say “go to the bathroom before you leave the house!!???”
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 
Epic
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Just this morning:
Bob: Evan I’m going into the bathroom. If you gotta pee, do it now.
Evan (just waking up): no, that’s ok.
Me: Evan, you know you have to. Go before daddy takes up all the oxygen.
Evan: no really, I’m ok.
The second the latch clicks on the bathroom door:
Evan: Oh god, I’ve gotta PEEE!
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You could start your own blog!!! 🙂 these boys… Ugh…
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Boys don’t realize how easy it is for them.
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So very true! They take it for granted!!
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Sadly, I’m still guilty of this. Only I’m risking a public urination ticket when I give in to my bladder. That’s a pricey incentive to wait…
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I’m guilty too, but I just have to be more discreet! Not that I really care because when you gotta go you gotta go! I was once in an African village, wearing a full long skirt and white Keds. There were no bathrooms and I had to GO. So I went behind a low wall, squatted down and peed. When I came back to the group, my white Keds were now yellow, but I felt GREAT! 🙂
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