Jack and I were trying to hustle out the door and get to his taekwondo class. He was halfway through a long monologue about something that was stupid and someone that did something stupid and they thought HE was stupid. Or something.
Jack: And there’s no way that stupid person is ever gonna say I’m stupid. I’m the most not stupid person that I – – –
me: (opening the door) Let’s go Stupid.
Jack: (pauses and then cracks up)
It was pretty funny. My timing and delivery were impeccable!
Sh*t My 18-Year-Old Says 