Jack and I we’re driving a friend of his home the other night. When we got close to his neighborhood, we saw a school.
Jack and me: Hey is that your school?
me: Ahahaha! Jinx! You owe me a bee—- uh, soda!
Jack: What? I most certainly do not owe you a BEER mom!!!!
me: Sorry, old habit.
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 
That’s not the story I heard!
LikeLike