I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

I smell a smell

me: Go blow your nose. Sheesh that sounds awful!

Jack: (honk!) Ahhhh, that’s better! Mom, I’m smelling things I haven’t even eaten yet!

me: Haha!

Jack: Like this one time I blew my nose and I had not even eaten watermelon in a year! But it smelled like watermelon!

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