me: Jack, don’t forget your socks.. They’re in the door handle where you left them.
Jack: Oh look, I can use my socks to wipe up the lemonade I just spilled!
me: Sigh, come on…gross!
Jack: Don’t call me gross. Call me resourceful.
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!