I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

I’ll tell you what to call me

me: Jack, don’t forget your socks.. They’re in the door handle where you left them.

Jack: Oh look, I can use my socks to wipe up the lemonade I just spilled!

me: Sigh, come on…gross!

Jack: Don’t call me gross. Call me resourceful.

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