me: Why don’t you have your friend come over here instead of going to his house.
Jack: Ok! I’ll call him!
me: But…No video games. You’ve had enough. You guys can play outside.
Jack: What, like on the SWINGS??!! And that’s exactly why no one wants to come over. You make us go outside.
me: Well if I let you go over your friends house I don’t want you playing any more video games today.
Jack: Oh that’s ok! We can just play outside in his yard. Thanks!