me: Are you excited!?
Jack: Yeah! Next year I’m gonna be in middle school!
me: I meant about THIS year…
Jack: Should I be a safety patrol?
me: Sure! You’d have to teach the younger kids how to be safe and behave. Basically use your power for good and not evil…
Jack: Yeah, I can’t promise anything…
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 