Jack: oohhh it’s a big one..,
me: What??!
Jack: In my nose. (He proceed to dig)
me: Come on! You’re not 3, you’re 9!
Jack: Yeah, well, a tissue doesn’t always work you know!
me: You could at least wrap your finger IN a tissue. Sheesh. Go wash your hands. And lather!
Jack: (lathering his hands) Hashtag digging for gold!
me: Don’t be so proud of it…