I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.




No…seriously. The hammy product in a can.

Jack: Oh oh!!! We HAVE to try this!!

me: Spam?

Jack: Yes spam, glorious spam!

me: Glorious?

Jack: Just put it in the cart lady.


Jack: It’s kinda salty…

me: Ya think? It’s canned…!

Jack: Maybe heat it up?

me: Okay, here you go…

Jack: Umm … Maybe on a sandwich?

me: It really doesn’t get better Jack…

Jack: Yeah. Can I have more chicken??

This morning…

Jack: Spam sandwich for lunch please!

me: Instead of school pizza?

Jack: Their pizza stinks! And Spam is glorious!

me: And salty… I’ll give you a tiny sandwich with cheese and mustard (and a minuscule shaving of Spam).

Jack: Yay! I can’t wait to show my friends!!! And Mr. Spillane!

me: Your math teacher likes…spam…

Jack: Correction. Loves!!

me: How old is this teacher?

Jack: I don’t know, old?? Like 30? What does that have to do with someone loving glorious spam??!!


4 responses

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE has he seen this???!!! 😀 😀 xx


    October 9, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    • Beats me!!?? He has to be getting this from somewhere… 🙂


      October 10, 2014 at 5:09 pm

  2. Has he been listening to Monty Python recently?!

    “Just put it in the cart lady.” ::snerk:: Oh my.


    October 10, 2014 at 6:36 am

    • I just recently found the Monty Python spam stuff. Idk if he’s watching this at a friends house or what??? Haha! Yeah he does have the sarcastic thing down pat…


      October 10, 2014 at 5:14 pm

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