No…seriously. The hammy product in a can.
Jack: Oh oh!!! We HAVE to try this!!
Jack: Yes spam, glorious spam!
Jack: Just put it in the cart lady.
Jack: It’s kinda salty…
me: Ya think? It’s canned…!
Jack: Maybe heat it up?
me: Okay, here you go…
Jack: Umm … Maybe on a sandwich?
me: It really doesn’t get better Jack…
Jack: Yeah. Can I have more chicken??
Jack: Spam sandwich for lunch please!
me: Instead of school pizza?
Jack: Their pizza stinks! And Spam is glorious!
me: And salty… I’ll give you a tiny sandwich with cheese and mustard (and a minuscule shaving of Spam).
Jack: Yay! I can’t wait to show my friends!!! And Mr. Spillane!
me: Your math teacher likes…spam…
Jack: Correction. Loves!!
me: How old is this teacher?
Jack: I don’t know, old?? Like 30? What does that have to do with someone loving glorious spam??!!