Now maybe, just maybe, my phone will comply with uploading more than one photo.
Each time I open my phone I get a new little surprise from Jack in the form of a scary selfie. I haven’t given him the unlock code on my new phone, so I think it’s his way of getting back at me.
me: It’s a work phone, Jack. I can’t have you pawing all over it downloading stuff.
Jack: You used to let me do that!
me: You had strict rules not to get any games unless they were approved by me first.
Jack: But they were free!
me: You’re missing the point. I need to approve everything first.
Jack: But was an EDUCATIONAL game.
me: Same rule applies.
Jack: I guess you don’t want me to learn then??
me: Jack…
Jack: Never mind. I left you a “present” on your phone.
me: It better not be rude or inappropriate.
Jack: You’re rude and inappropriate.
me: Sigh…
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 