Jack: those darts are still up there!
(Referring to the skylights that have NERF darts stuck to them)
me: Oh yeah that’s from “friend” remember? You met him in NYC?
Jack: He was at our house?
me: Well yes, he slept on the couch once last year on his way to upstate New York.
Jack: (glaring) BTDubs I like meeting people BEFORE they sleep on our couch!