I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Joke of the day

Jack: Here’s a joke. The teacher says “can anyone use the word random in a sentence?” A kid raises his hand and says “yeah, my Dad saw two squirrels in the driveway and random over.”

me: Sigh.

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