Jack: Here’s a joke. The teacher says “can anyone use the word random in a sentence?” A kid raises his hand and says “yeah, my Dad saw two squirrels in the driveway and random over.”
me: Sigh.
Joke of the day
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!
Sh*t My 18-Year-Old Says 