Mombalo (stress the Mom)
I have waaaayyyy too many nicknames. And they’re not all very flattering. I hear from the other moms that their boys do the same to them! Who knew…
Jack: Hey mush, can I have a snack?
Jack: Yeah cuz you’re so mushy… (He runs up to me and tries to grab my side or some other part that may or may not jiggle)
me: Gaaahhh! Stoppit!
Jack: But it’s sooo mushy.
me: Hellooo not niiiccceee!
Jack: (looking wounded) But I love the mush…
me: Geez, say something flattering then.
Jack: MOMbalo where’s my snack!!?!