Just some funny sh*t I heard from Jack and his friend during the day today as we wandered around NYC…
“Mom, can we visit LMFAO Shwartz?” (He really didn’t realize his slip up until after haha)
“Look, a park bench. I thought it was just a legend.” (After not sitting for quite awhile and then a long walk in the hot sun.)
“And that’s why my friends never want to do anything because all you do is walk around not going anywhere, like duhhhh!!!” (Said after we tried to get a cab but couldn’t because of the massive holland tunnel traffic jam which of course was MY fault…)
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Jack: Can I get this nerf modulus?!
me: No
Jack: But it’s not even online and it’s only at this store!
me: We just got here, I’m not carrying a giant nerf gun through the city all day.
Jack: I’ll carry it!!!
me: No. Save it for Christmas.
Jack: You WILL buy me this for Christmas.
me: Add it to your list.
Jack: A list is for things you hope to get not THINGS YOU’RE DEFINITELY GETTING!!!
me: And you think this is definite, huh?
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“I’m thirsty, hot, starving, tired, and want to go home!”
“Wait, we’re going home??!! I want to STAY!! WE NEVER DO ANYTHING!!”
“Can I sleep over my friend’s house tonight??” (Do you think I even hesitated before answering?!!
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 