me: Guess what?
Jack: What?
me: I love you. (I’ve been saying this since he was about 3 haha.)
Jack : I KNOW Mom, you always say that.
me: Ok I was actually gonna say… We have FREE chair massages at work and unsigned up! I’m so excited!
Jack: Like, a professional massage??
me: Yeah, sooooo relaxing! Ahhhh…
Jack: Awwww that’s no fair! We need massages in 6th grade. Our tiny minds work way too hard. They should totally do that.
me: You have that much stress?? How?
Jack: Mom, we change classes 7 times a day! We have HOMEWORK! We have to take TESTS!! There’s only 4 minutes between classes!! That’s stressful!!!
me: Gotcha. So, tiny minds huh? Haha.
Jack: Yeah they’re tiny and stressed. Sighhhh….
(The photo is Jack last night right before the winter concert at school. He’s in year 3 of alto sax and still likes it!)
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