I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Boy Fashionista 

me: Your clothes are on my bed. Hurry up and get dressed, ok? We’re late.

Jack: Nipples.

me: Stop it.

Jack: (under his breath) Nip-pleszzz”

me: Dressed yet?

Jack: Aw these are skinny jeans. It’s not 1960 ya know.

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