me: Your clothes are on my bed. Hurry up and get dressed, ok? We’re late.
Jack: Nipples.
me: Stop it.
Jack: (under his breath) Nip-pleszzz”
me: Dressed yet?
Jack: Aw these are skinny jeans. It’s not 1960 ya know.
Boy Fashionista
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!
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