4 funny non-sequiturs
Master: Oh you’re doing great today sir! What did you eat for dinner?
Jack: Mac and cheese.
Master: You should have that every night before class then…
Jack: Mom, did you hear that? Listen to the man!!!!!!
me: This is a cool old song with really good guitar. Guess why it’s called Peace Train?
Jack: I don’t know.
me: Well he’s probably singing about world peace and why don’t we all stop fighting and get on the “peace train” and all become nicer, better people. It’s a happy song from before you were born.
Jack: Well, that didn’t happen.
me: Jack, check out this book. It’s about China. They made this very strange policy in 1980—
Jack: (interrupting) I know, Inknow, One Child Law, I already read about that Mom!
me: Cool! Look at the big girders on the ground. Must be a new bridge going in!
Jack: Those are I-beams.