I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Goodnight Moon, and other various things

  
Jack and I were reading Goodnight Moon before bed as a funny way to remember the times when he was little and we used to do those cozy kinds of things to relax. Goodnight Moon has a very nice cadence to it and the pacing if it is pretty soothing. Jack used to know it by heart and whenever I would stop reading, he would fill in the next word for me.

me: …goodnight comb, and goodnight brush, goodnight nobody, goodnight mush, and goodnight to the old lady whispering—

Jack: Anal cavity.

me: Come on, really?

Jack: Really, just think about it. How creepy is an old lady that’s whispering “anal cavity”….oooohhhh

me: Sigh. Goodnight Jack.

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5 responses

  1. That’s boys for you! :/

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    April 28, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    • DN

      It’s only getting worse

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      April 28, 2016 at 10:50 pm

      • Oh no! Hugs! I heard teen boys aren’t as bad….

        Liked by 1 person

        April 30, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      • DN

        But then so many other things start!

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        April 30, 2016 at 9:02 pm

      • Well worry about them later lol!

        Liked by 1 person

        April 30, 2016 at 9:40 pm

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