Jack and I were reading Goodnight Moon before bed as a funny way to remember the times when he was little and we used to do those cozy kinds of things to relax. Goodnight Moon has a very nice cadence to it and the pacing if it is pretty soothing. Jack used to know it by heart and whenever I would stop reading, he would fill in the next word for me.
me: …goodnight comb, and goodnight brush, goodnight nobody, goodnight mush, and goodnight to the old lady whispering—
Jack: Anal cavity.
me: Come on, really?
Jack: Really, just think about it. How creepy is an old lady that’s whispering “anal cavity”….oooohhhh
me: Sigh. Goodnight Jack.
Sh*t My 18-Year-Old Says 
That’s boys for you!
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It’s only getting worse
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Oh no! Hugs! I heard teen boys aren’t as bad….
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But then so many other things start!
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Well worry about them later lol!
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