I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Lots of junk

me: Jack, Take your hand out of your pocket, what are you doing?

Jack: Mom, if you were a boy you’d have lots of stuff to adjust.

Friend: Yeah, we have lots of junk to adjust.

me: Oh I’m sure there’s lots. Keep your hands where I can see them.

Jack: That’s just not possible.

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