Jack was getting into the car and smashed his leg.
Jack: OW!! Frick me in the bunghole!
me: Jack! What the heck! Why are you even saying that!?
Jack: You told me not to say ass.
me: Grrrrr.
Those are “inside words”!
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!
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