I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Vertigo! And other U2 references. Maybe.


Jack: Oh, you see that shot they just did? It’s called a vertigo shot because they zoom out as they move in closer. It makes it look weird.

me: What are you talking about? (We were watching The Zookeeper for the hundredth time… “How long have you been able to talk?” “Well let’s see, today’s Tuesday… So… Always?” Good stuff…)

Jack: (Played the part over so I could see it again.) See? It’s soooo cool.

me: Where’d you learn that?

Jack: Film camp.

me: Oohhh right. Would you want to go back there again maybe?

Jack: It was cool but I didn’t like being away from my friends for two whole weeks.

me: Ahem.

Jack: And you. Plus I had to rough it down there.

me: Rough it? In Manhattan? At film camp. Really.

Jack: Mom, they had the SLOWEST wifi everrrrrr! 

me: Oh geez you’re not serious.

Jack: First world problems.

Lol!!!!

Ok I lied, there are no more U2 references. 

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