I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Mr. Brainwash

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Aw, remember when he was young and cute? And didn’t ask for much. Sigh.

 

Jack: You owe me $5.00.

me: For what?

Jack: My allowance. You forgot it last week. And this week. So… $10.

me: Wait, didn’t you use your allowance to pay for part of something I bought you last week?

Jack: Oh, and you owe me $20 for helping rake the leaves.

me: But you never finished. AND, I helped you so you didn’t really do all the raking I asked you to do.

Jack: BUT, I was going to do it AND I didn’t ask you to help me, AND you decided on your own to help AND we agreed it was $20. Can I have it now?

me: Go brush your teeth.

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2 responses

  1. so funny. )

    November 7, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    • DN

      Exhausting lol

      November 8, 2016 at 8:54 pm

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