I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

An answer for everything

me: Jack, I don’t want you walking around getting ready for bed with your iPod stuck to your face. Put it down and use it when you’re done.

Jack: But I’m just watching videos!

me: Take a little break and use it later or tomorrow please.

Jack: But why?

me: Because if you have that glued to your face all day you’re not giving yourself a chance to be creative and use your own imagination. It’s doing all the thinking for you and you’re not creating anything with your own brain.

Jack: But I get all my creative ideas from the videos I watch.

me: I … Uh… Sigh.

Sometimes I just run out of arguments. 

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3 responses

  1. Forest

    Does Jack have his own YouTube channel or email?

    November 22, 2016 at 12:47 am

  2. they are like little genius machines that wear us down (the kids are i mean)

    November 22, 2016 at 2:21 am

    • DN

      Omg yes!

      November 22, 2016 at 2:59 pm

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