OMG the new puppy totally made me forget that Jack turned 12 and I need to update my banner at the top point point. I will do that this weekend. Lots going on in Jack’s world.
All heard from the back seat of my car…
Jack: dude I totally got Xbox live for my birthday.
Friend: OMG that is awesome! Now we can play together! Did you get silver or gold.
Jack: I got gold. Silver totally sucks.
Me: silver what? What are you talking about.
They pretend like they don’t hear me.
Friend: Yeah you totally can’t even talk on silver. It’s a waste.
Jack: I totally want to play BO 3.
Me: Hey,which version of halo is that?
Jack: nothing in that entire sentence made any sense mom. It’s zombies!
Me: Oh. Um. I totally meant call of duty! I don’t know why I said halo.
They were back to ignoring me again.
Friend: Dude, you have so many awesome games maybe we can trade like if we switch each other’s gaming name we can totally use each other’s accounts and like play each other’s games and like do other stuff!
At least that’s what I thought he was saying ha ha.
Anyway apparently Xbox live is something that gives you magical powers and makes everyone love you.
The end.
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