me: Hey how was school?
Jack: OMG I have SOOOOO much home work!!!! Aaarrrggghhh!
me: How much?
Jack: I don’t know, I haven’t checked.
me: Checked your… notes??? That you wrote?
Jack: Yeah. Duh.
me: Hey Jack do you want to walk Moca now or after your homework?
Jack: Let’s go now, my homework isn’t that bad. I can do it after.
me: Oh? What do you have?
Jack: I didn’t check yet!!! Sheesh!
me: How’s it going in there?
Jack: Math is done, Social Studies almost done and…
(Doorbell rings, Moca freaks out and Jack trips over himself to get to the door)
Jack: Mom can I go outside!
me: You have homework. Remember?
Jack: (talking really fast) I’m done with math, and only have one EASY paragraph for Social Studies and Spanish is two EASY sheets. Piece of cake… I can do it later in like 5 minutes.
He just came crashing in the door as I’m typing this.
Jack: Going to finish my homework!
He’s a good boy 😉