me: Jack, please take Moca out, she has to pee.
Jack: Awww do I have to?
me: Yes hurry up.
Jack: Hold on I have to put my cold gear on…. it’s so cold out.
me: Ok but hurry.
(Moca scratches at the door.)
Jack: Where’s my balaclava?
me: Sheesh just grab a hat.
Jack: Oh there it is! Where are my gloves??
me: I didn’t ask you to climb Mt. Everest, just take her out please. Dinner is almost ready.
(Moca whines at the door.)
Jack: Hold on Moca, just getting my coat…
(Moca grabs the leash from the door knob and starts running around with it.)
Jack: Ok all set!
(He stops and looks at me…)
Jack: Uh oh, now I have to pee.