I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

2014…you owe Jack a lego set plus $5


If only 2014 knew that 😉

I was just reading back through some top posts that you all viewed today. Thank you for reading! Much appreciated my wonderful followers! 

This one jumped out at me and made me laugh. Haha.

Here’s the punchline, or rather the #1 one-liner rant from that post. I think the punchline is in the title of the blog.

1. So Mom, I have about $7 in my bank upstairs, plus the $10 that you should have in your wallet from when I had you hold my money…you still have that right…so that’s $17 and if the Lego set is $20 then I only need $3, but since you haven’t paid me my allowance in a couple of weeks, then you owe me $4 from last week, so I’ll be one dollar over and then when you give me the week before’s allowance, that will make me $5 over so technically you owe me the Lego set plus 5 bucks.

Enjoy your Wednesday! 

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2 responses

  1. Deb

    OMG. This sounds like Dylan talking.

    Liked by 1 person

    April 27, 2017 at 10:45 am

    • DN

      So funny right? 🙂

      Like

      April 27, 2017 at 11:50 am

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