Now ask yourself, why should a mom ever have to hear any of this?
Jack has literally started conversations with these openers…
- Remember Evan that I was in the bus crash with?
- Oh, that was when the tarantula disappeared…
- Owwww, i think I just broke it again!
- I knew that was a bomb squad van…they’re black
I’m sure there are more that I’ve blocked out! 😫