Such bad jokes

Jack: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
me: Uhhhh, 8?

Jack: No. 10 tickles.

He stares at me.

me: Huh?? Ooohhhhh. Heheh.

We’ve been reduced to that kind of humor after a 3-hour delay at FLL airport! 

Omg the lightning!

We are back on the plane now and are slowly creeping toward the runway. See you on the other side!