I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

2 School Stories

(Photo from a fishing trip we went in last weekend)

Jack always comes home with hysterical stories about things that happened in school. I always forget to write them down! Here are two that cracked me up…

Jack: (talking to his friend in the car) We actually did nothing science related, just watched “animals are jerks” videos. Then we did 5 minutes of photosynthesis and then watched a sea world video about a whale that ate a trainer. It was lit

Jack told me this story in the kitchen. The way he tells the story makes it even better. Maybe I’ll start videotaping them! 😉

Jack: So this was on the first day of school and we were all going into health class and the teacher was like “Welcome to health!” Then this kid tripped and face planted right into a chair. He had to go to the nurse, and then went home.

Ok it’s not funny that it happened but his delivery was on point!

🙂

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